id be glad to
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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