you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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