yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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