Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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