kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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