Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I need to wash the frat house off of me
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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