bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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