Dual....:-)
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You can make out without kissing
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