Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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