how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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