just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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