she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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