I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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