I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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