dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
