It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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