He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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