i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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