Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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