Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Randomize
