I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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