after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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