She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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