so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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