i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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