he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You're a disaster
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