the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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