cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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