If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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