You're so nebulous sometimes
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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