I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We got so high we made milksteak
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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