She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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