i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
