Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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