I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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