I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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