Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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