Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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