I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
