i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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