it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
