If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Non-Jews are for practice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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