Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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