Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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