Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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