I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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