Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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