YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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