I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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