No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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