he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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