is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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