Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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