You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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