Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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