your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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