real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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