she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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